I have a blog now, allegedly.

killmiami:

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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oh my god

That’s absolutely ridiculous. People would totally buy cop-dogs donuts and the cop-dogs would totally eat them.

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Emily Heller (x)

lotolle:

olort:

il-tenore-regina:

pallet-town-julie-brown:

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

I A M  F U C K I N G S C R E A M I N G 

That was intense.

That was the best thing I’ve ever read. 

nameislooney:

My most hated Planet in Mass Effect - Nodacrux.

I think Eletania’s worse.
The Mako was a good vehicle. It just wasn’t suited to climb the cliffs of insanity the level designers liked so much.

nameislooney:

My most hated Planet in Mass Effect - Nodacrux.

I think Eletania’s worse.

The Mako was a good vehicle. It just wasn’t suited to climb the cliffs of insanity the level designers liked so much.

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Hannibal Buress

gottacatchemall:

[マチスとライチュウ]

Here’s a gogo boy (or someone who should become a gogo boy) for your enjoyment.

castielssexappeal:

itseasytoremember:

weallheartonedirection:

This is a concrete floor.

WELL I FOR ONE WOULD MOST LIKELY BREAK SOMETHING BY TRYING TO DIVE INTO THIS FUCKIGN BULLSHIT FLOOR

Haru plz

castielssexappeal:

itseasytoremember:

weallheartonedirection:

This is a concrete floor.

WELL I FOR ONE WOULD MOST LIKELY BREAK SOMETHING BY TRYING TO DIVE INTO THIS FUCKIGN BULLSHIT FLOOR

Haru plz